My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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