OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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