he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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