You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.