you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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