Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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