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Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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