she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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