We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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