Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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