ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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