i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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