why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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