kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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