I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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