Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize