im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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