I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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