i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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