Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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