idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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