On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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