I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You've changed since you got that strap on
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
