just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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