you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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