I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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