talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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