glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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