Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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