I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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