I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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