I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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