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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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