she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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