it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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