they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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