I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
soo... how was my night?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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