Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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