so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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