Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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