the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just cropdusted the office
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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