Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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