your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He has the fingertips of a God
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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