Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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