"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
