As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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