loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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