I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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