what if I'm pregnant?
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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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