everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Sorry about my life...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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