They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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