Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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