I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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