did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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