Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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