Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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