Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
now i know why i became what i already was.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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