My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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