So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Panties = found
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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